Friday, December 19, 2008

WTF?? Um...WTF???

I have no words for this must simply watch.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Let Me Smell Yo Dick

I have no idea who these beeotchs are, but they have some good ghetto advice for all you women left at home while your boy is out doing some tranny looking white girl...when he gets home...SMELL HIS DICK., apparently the fact that you even had the thought of SMELLING his dick in the first place might be reason enough to leave him has completely missed these chicks. First off, if you think he is cheating...he probably is. If you think smelling his dick is going to make you feel better...well, have at it. Personally I don't think the sent of a sweaty nut sack is all that yummy so I'm gonna pass on the dick smelling and stick with trusting my husband.

On an off note, does this fat dudes t-shirt remind anyone else of Tide detergent? Just me? Ok...never mind.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Monica Bellucci Bathes Her Breasts

There are alot of things in life that I love to watch... sunsets, puppy dogs playing in a meadow, Monica Bellucci bathing her boobies in water and lemon juice. Yesh...there are some things in life that are better than others.

Visit Taxi Driver Movie to watch the video!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Yes, The crazy looking dog is mine...

Yes, that dog in need of an exorcist is my bundle of joy... LOL

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Why Is Pete Wentz Such A Douche?

I have no news article for this...just that I think Pete Wentz is a douche bag wannabe. I rue the day I actually saw his wang (sometimes I really hate what you can find on the net)...I so don't want that fowl thing in my memories. Douche bag icky icky.

The Gayest Video Ever

This is probably the gayest video I've ever seen at that's saying something since I've a penchant for watching Dead or Alive videos and vids by that transvestite dude from the Dixie Midnight Runners.

Is it just me or does the guy in this thing look like some geeky accounting major who decided to go on the "pick up artist" and got some Nelson-like make over that really doesn't quite hide his nerdiness?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

All My Children Male Thongage?

I don't watch All My Children...I don't watch any soap opera, but um...some say this dude named "Ryan" on the show is wearing a thong...some say its just his shirt that got stuck. What I have to say is...whatever it was...why didn't they just RESHOOT the damn scene? Talk about low show standards...oh wait, I forgot, this is a soap opera. My bad.

This Is Why I Hate Celebrity Photos

You'd think with all the celebrity photos I post that I'm in gaga love with the idea of them...well, I guess we all are to a certaine extent, but when I see touch-ups to body size it just pisses me off royally. As a woman who has suffered from body dysmorphia I find this type of retouching horrid. I was a size 4...yes, size 4 (and i'm 5'9") and I was too embarrased about my body to dress anything that showed my shape. I thought I was fat...I wonder why? not so hard to wonder when you see photos like these. Stuff like this should be banned. You want a zit gone? Ok, but dont change the shape of someone or enhance their tits digitially. Newspapers aren't allowed to do this. You know why? It's dishonest...

I admit it, I'm a Gossip Girl Fiend

I know its a guilty pleasure, but I cant help it. I love me some Gossip Girl...and I am in pseudo lust with Ed Westwick. Yes, I will eat that there cherry pie!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Jizzed in my pants

I have got to say...this is the funniest thing I've seen in a looooong time.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Oh No She Didn't!

Oh yes she did. WTF? Did Geri Halliwell think underwear was optional when wearing a sheer dress? Is she trying to get arrested? Guess where this Einstein wore the dress....(drumroll) The British Academy Children's Awards in London. yes...CHILDREN. I'm sure little joey now understands the term "the carpet matches the drapes".