Madonna Does Her Best Oscar The Grouch Impersonation
It is clear that I don't like Mandonna. It's clear why I hate her as well. 1. she is a really ugly man who is living as a really ugly woman. In my opinion there is enough ugliness in the world without her having to add to it. 2. She is snooty in a really trashy sort of holier than thou eat my organic shit sort of way. 3. She's ugly.
So...why does she have to taunt me further with wearing dresses like these? WHY? I mean, WHO wears astro turf? WHO!!!!!????!!!!