Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Don't Make An Ass Outta Yerself


I've got a big ass, I know it. I also know how to camoflauge it so that the rest of humanity doesn't have to suffer at the expense of my lardness. Now I'm not saying Serena Williams is a lard ass. I know she isn't...but lord girl...warn us before you go out to the beach with a bikini bottom on!
My biggest beef with her (no pun intended) is that she looks so manly...as in too buff. I'm all for being in shape, but when you've got ovaries you should probably stop working out when you start to grow your very own adam's apple. ...I'm just sayin'...