We all have days when we look in the mirror and say Holy Fuck! My body looks like THAT!> I often dream what it would be like to have a band of handlers to make sure my ass cleavage is covered and no boogers were stuck to the tip of my nose, so it's with great shock that I see photos like this of a star where their ass looks like that shriveled up mummy lady (see Below). Did NO ONE think to tell her that maybe a pair of shorts would be good? Moreover, did no one tell her to use some of her cash to buy a new ass? Come on, I know what it's like to have a flabby no good ass...if I had money I'd buy a new one.